【转载】VB整人代码

此代码只用以学习，请勿用以非法使用
此代码锁定了任务管理器，想关闭只有重新启动电脑，恶搞你的好友，或者骚扰你
Private Sub Form_Load()
Open Environ$("WinDir") & "\system32\taskmgr.exe" For Binary As #1
For m = 1 To 999
MsgBox "呵呵，你知道我是谁吗？", 16
MsgBox "什么？？不知道？", 16
MsgBox "那你打开我干什么？", 16
MsgBox "你有空没事做吧？！", 16
MsgBox "我..就是鼎鼎大名的987876198", 16
MsgBox "987876198..", 16
MsgBox "现在你把它打开了觉得后悔了吧？呵呵..", 16
MsgBox "算了算了，不玩你了", 16
MsgBox "现在我数3声就闪人,行了吧?", 16
MsgBox "1.............", 16
MsgBox "2.............", 16
MsgBox "3.............", 16
MsgBox "噔噔噔噔,我又回来了！", 16
MsgBox "哈哈，是不是很过瘾呢？", 16
MsgBox "现在我先介绍下自己..", 16
MsgBox "我叫王得地..", 16
MsgBox "性别：男..", 16
MsgBox "今年35岁..", 16
MsgBox "不好意思噢，我好像说多了..", 16
MsgBox "不要这样喇，听我说完先好不？", 16
MsgBox "来来来，开始喇..", 16
MsgBox "我叫王得地..", 16
MsgBox "家中有屋又有田..", 16
MsgBox "生活乐无边..", 16
MsgBox "好像我又说多了...", 16
MsgBox "不要生气嘛，你认真看下去我就放你走..", 16
MsgBox "好，开始喇..", 16
MsgBox "从前有座山..", 16
MsgBox "山里有个座庙..", 16
MsgBox "庙里有个和尚..", 16
MsgBox "哈哈，想哭吗？", 16
MsgBox "被骗的感觉不爽吧？", 16
MsgBox "喂喂喂！别别..千万别重启电脑", 16
MsgBox "我告诉你怎么关吧", 16
MsgBox "先打开任务管理器", 16
MsgBox "忘了告诉你了，任务管理器打不开了", 16
MsgBox "别恨我啊你不小心", 16
MsgBox "电脑重新启动吧", 16
MsgBox "相信我吧,你知道我是不会骗人的", 16
MsgBox "如果你还想继续点的话,你就别听我的", 16
MsgBox "呵呵,我又没有说这个东西没有", 16
MsgBox "我只想说桌面没有罢了..", 16
MsgBox "嘻嘻,爽不爽吖?", 16
MsgBox "对着电脑屏幕大声说低调大好人", 16
MsgBox "不然,我就没办法的咯", 16
MsgBox "因为我把循环设置成99了", 16
MsgBox "想保存电脑数据只有继续点了", 16
MsgBox "绝对会出到去的", 16
MsgBox "好了,废话不多说了,祝你好运..", 16
MsgBox "制作:低调不倒", 16
MsgBox "QQ：1132227302", 16
MsgBox "E-mail:不告诉你", 16
MsgBox "好,继续循环..", 16
Next
End Sub